Two-Way Lovin'

Ev'ry evenin', when the sun goes down

And nobody can see me

I get my Chevy an' I cruise around

Makin' love on my CB

I say, "Breaker broker for the Wolfman, baby

We lookin' for Red Ridin' Hoods

We definitely wants to modulate

We on the side, in the woods"

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Two-way lovin'

That's all I want to doo-woo-woo

Two-way lovin'

That's all I ever want to doo-oo-oo-oo-oo

An' she say "My, what a big pair of ears you have."

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Mama wants an eighty-eight

Now the other evenin' I was all alone

Wasn't nothin' to do

I called my baby on my microphone

Says, "Hello, where is you?"

She said her twenty was a-Grandma's place

(Which is down in the woods)

I ask her do she want to modulate?

Like a good Hood should

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Love me baby, hold me tight

Kiss me with your little mike

Don't you turn your squelch on me

Two-way lovin'

That's all I ever want to doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo

Doo-doo?

She say, "My, what a big 10-4 you have, baby"

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Mama hold your mike up tight

Daddy treat your beaver right

Gonna modulate all night