Oh Grandpa
Oh! Gram'pa
Gran'ma's got a sockin' mop
To sock you on your playboy top
Oh! Gram'pa
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
Oh! Gram'pa
You got home at half past two
Gran'ma's salty and mad at you
Oh! Gram'pa
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
You said you was going up to the lodge
Well Gran'ma's on to that trick
You better learn the art of duck 'n' dodge
Cause Gran'ma saw you with a real young chick
Oh! Gram'pa
Get some wings and fly real high
Cause Gran'ma dug your no good lie
Oh! Gram'pa
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
You was going up to the lodge
Well Gran'ma's on to that trick
Say, you better learn the art of duck'n'dodge
Cause Gran'ma saw you with a real young chick
Oh! Gram'pa
Get some wings and fly real high
Gran'ma's dug your no good lie
Oh! Gram'pa
You better get help to yourself old man
Look out, Gram'pa, look out