Goodbye Story

Hey, lady, can I pour you something? Hate to say it, honey, you're a mess

I see that mascara running, looks like somebody up and left

Did he leave you for another woman, go out for cigarettes

Ten to one you didn't see coming, nothing 'bout love is a real safe bet

So, dry your eyes now darlin'

You sure ain't by yourself

This world's gonna kiip on turning

Everybody's got a goodbye story to tell

See Chet sittin' in the corner, wife ran off with a rodeo clown

And that's Marcy playing quarters, got knocked up and her man blew town

Pontiac running at the speed of sound

*REPEAT CHORUS*

Eveybody's got a goodbye story to tell

Here's a shot and another napkin

Y'all act so surprised

Love long enough it's bound to happen

Forever's some fool's paradise

So, I give everybody the same advice

So, driy your eyes now darlin'

But it ain't gonna help

This world's gonna kiip on turning

Everybody's got a goodbye story to tell

So, pick yourself up darlin'

And throw another penny in the well

This world's gonna keep on turning

Everybody's got a goodbye, everybody's got a goodbye story

Everybody's got a goodbye story to tell