TV Mama

I was in my bed a-sleepin'

Hey, hey what a dream

I was in my bed a-sleepin'

Hey, hey what a dream

Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama

One with the big, wide screen

She got great big eyes

Little bitty feet

Love the way she talks

She talks so dog-gone sweet

She my TV mama

She got a big, wide screen

Yes, every time she loves me

You know that woman sure gonna make me scream

(Go ahead, get it on now boys, play it awhile)

(Aw, go ahead now, Alan)

Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman

Weighs about 200 pounds

Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman

Yes, she weighs just about 200 pounds

Well, you oughta see me, baby

When she makes my love come down

She got eyes that shine like diamonds

Teeth shine like pearls

Yes, every time she loves me

She loves me 'round the world

She's my TV mama

Yeah, she got a big, wide screen

Every time my baby loves me

You know that woman gonna make me scream

(Aw, let's do it one more time now)

I was in my bed a-sleeping

Hey, hey, hey what a dream

I was in my bed a-sleeping

Hey, hey, hey what a dream, yeah

Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama

One with the big, wide screen