Big Jacket

You can have my iPod

You can have my guitar

You can have my drum set

You can have my car

You can have my CDs

You can have my DVDs

You can have my refrigerator

You can have my secret collection of pornography

You can have my secret collection of marijuana

You can have the keys to my house

You can have my house

You can have my cat

As long as you promise to feed him every day

And let him out when he needs it

The cat's left eye is nothing to worry about

Um, the pigment - the left eye is turning from green to brown

It's nothing to worry about

You can have the trophy

I found in the trash can

You can have the trophies

We won in the bathtub

You can have my books

You can have my clothes, all my nice clothes

You can have my handsoap

You can have my silverware

You can have my piano

You can have my other piano

You can have my curtains

You can have my lampshades

You can have my rolls of duct tape

You can have my

Big jacket

You won't get cold when you're wearing

My big jacket

You can have my

Big jacket

You won't get cold with

My big jacket