Absolutely Me

Clear the way boys

The lady has arrived

All you handsome fellas

Please wait for me to the right

Don't keep me waiting

Ooh, thank you for the drink

It's quarter past eleven

I'm not in the mood to think

Mr. Band Leader

Let's kick out the jam

Gimme something that'll light it up

And make my feet go bam bam bam!

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

Sweeter than the candy

About to caress my lips

Imagine all the sugar

When I start to shake my hips

It's not an illusion

I'm as live as I can be

Instead of all your promises

Why don't you show all your charms to me

Mr. Band Leader

This arrangement has to change

Gimme something that'll light it up

Won't'cha let the boogie start to play

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I (I don't want a serenade) don't want a serenade

(To hear you say) to hear you say (to hear you say) a thing (thing)

All I need (all I need) is your attention (is your attention)

(Yeah) and a ten karat diamond ring (baby)

(Impo po po posse po posse

Posse po po posse eh eh eh eh eh po po eh eh

Imposse)

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me