Something Like A Hero

Hello boys

Got directions to the bombshell factory?

And a bowflexing nightmare tendency?

Hesitate, where's the tape, my retired beauty queen?

Hello girls

Truth can make you stare into the mirror for hours

And can lip gloss save a nation, Mr. Powers?

Come into what's my own disappear zone

Close my ears

Close my eyes

In a world of a stupid girl and in her stupid dress size

So who are we?

Who's the judge, and are you something like a hero?

No mistakes

Different versions of the girl right next to you

And I'm knocking on your door and can't get through

And I cry and I sigh and I try

To close my ears

And close my eyes

In the world of a stupid girl and in her pettiest of lies

So who are we?

Who's the judge, and are you something like a hero?

Dull sensations push them to the wall

Oh to the walls, yeah

And the thorns that fall have the guts to walk upon them all

Halfway there

I was waiting by the phone for you to care

And I can't make a seed grow anywhere

So I wait, so I wait, are you out there?

Close my eyes

Close my ears

In the world of a stupid girl and in her shallowest of fears

Who are we?

Who's the judge and are you something like a hero?