The Stalker Song

I don't think I like rejection of my little girl affections it's not dope

I've been crawling on the walls just hoping you will call while I've got hair

And teeth

It's not that I don't have a life

Maybe it's sad I'm sort of glad that I'm

I'm normal please date me

I won't call you half as much as you call me

I'm normal please date me

I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises

Don't run away cause baby I'm your dream

I have got a lot of hobbies some of which include phone calls that hang up

Quick- click

I was somewhat immature you won't believe how getting dumped makes

Girls grow up

All girls that say they don't obsess are full of shit and such a mess but

I'm normal please date me

I won't call you half as much as you call me

I'm normal please date me

I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises

Don't run away cause baby I'm your...

There is no restraining order that will separate our love that's ever true

Even if I can't convince you my probation officer is kind of cute

I'm normal please date me

I won't call you half as much as you call me

I'm normal please date me

I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises