Horoscope

Every morning on my way to work

I stop off at Ernie's Corner Stand

He sees me comin' from a half a block away

He's got my mornin' paper in his hand

He probably thinks I read it for the headlines

Just another never-get-enough news junkie

But I round that corner and in no time

Life section D's in hand

The rest is in a garbage can

I still read your horoscope

'Cause I can't seem to give up hope

I've got to see what's up with Scorpio

Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know

What you're goin' through

What I should do

Have you found someone new?

Are you going to?

Today it said that someone from your past

Would give you a call so well, "hi"

And if you feel old feelings comin' back

Don't be surprised it said you might

I know you probably think I'm crazy

Puttin' stock in the stars and the constellation

Ooh but ever since I lost you baby

It's the only thing that I can do

To feel like I'm keepin' up with you

I still read your horoscope

'Cause I can't seem to give up hope

I've got to see what's up with Scorpio

Between that and Capricorn maybe I'll know

What you're goin' through

What I should do

Have you found someone new?

Are you going to?