Lyrics Chester French

Chester French

No Parents Allowed

Do you see what I see?

(Do you see what I see?)

Chester French beside me...

(Chester French beside me...)

Mom walked out the front door

Girl walked through the back

Dick fell to the floor

then it touched the ceiling like a basong

Parents gone for the weekend

Lets start the freakin

Theres some girls with a little leakin

Let me be the plugger

Balls out and they callin me the louisville slugger

I'm a tall motherfucka height wise, length wise

Since my momma gone out, lemme inspect your thighs

I'm KFC, kardi fondel cat

Kardi fuck chickenheads, nigga fuck that

I'm a snob with the opposite sex, only hot chicks

Hockey in the boudoir, lemme do a hat trick

Hit that the first time out

BK's Kardinal still ready to rhyme out

Its tequila in the kitchen, lemme take a lime out

If you fallin in love, I'm ready to sign out

I'm out, peace, yeah sayonara

Gotta make another call, see a next chick tomorrow

Cause my moms comin back saturday after next

Thats 14 days of unsupervised sex

and a whole lotta drinkin and a whole lotta sin

So I say a prayer then I gotta let fun begin

Goin in, and only stop once you comin out

Not out the closet yo, comin out her mouth

The lower mouth, two lips in between hips

I'm a tall glass of water, who ready to take sips?

Shit nigga this what we do

Convict, Star Trak, Black J's who are you?

No parents

No moms, no dads, only children...

Aint no parents allowed

Boobs out, penis out, butt naked...

Aint no parents allowed

Yeah imma rock out, with my cock out

Me and Alf ridin the range, I'm gon hop out

Lets get familiar, La Familia

No parents allowed, you bring'em we'll kill ya

I lost weight, but I'm startin to get fat again

I like the hand guns, but better with the mac again

So New York like a taxi cab

I eat pizza gettin hunnies but it aint arab

See, I'm so real and my shoulders move

I cant front I'm attracted to all the fake boobs

Fake ass ass, blonde ass hair

Left rap city, we freaks, we dont care

And see I get it on the monthly

N.O.R.E. I'm the black Al Bundy

I'm a hustler baby, you smell it through my lotion

I'm so ill sell water to the ocean

Half puerto rican like Vico C

And my t-shirt 3X, it say free P

My favorite weed is sour gizu

And I'm half hipster just like Orisu

Dude, is that guy dead?

Or is he just really drunk?

Maybe no parents around isn't such a good idea after all...

No moms, no dads, only children...

Aint no parents allowed

Boobs out, penis out, butt naked...

Aint no parents allowed