Starting A Band (two Mans)

This is a band

We are two mans

And you must understand

That we mean fun

So everyone

Get up and clap your hands

Buckle down and feel the seismic shift

Of the party inside my pants

Take a glance at your desperate soul

Lose control and add on my trance

OH!

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason

We get paid up front in bricks of gold

So get familiar with the way that this feels

Open up your mouth and swallow us whole

Bow tie is straight

Ascot looks great

Ready to lay some pipe

On all you cats

Vermins and rats

Under my purple lights

I bet you never felt you might hand clap

Shake the shoes right off your feet

We decorate and excavate your house

Put your family back out on the street

OH!

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason

We get paid up front in bricks of gold

So get familiar with the way that this feels

Open up your mouth and swallow us whole

(2x)

We're here to welcome...

Pleasure's all mine

But we must warn you...

Shit could fuck with your mind

We're here to welcome...

Pleasure's all mine

But we must warn you...

Shit could fuck with your mind

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason

We get paid up front in bricks of gold

So get familiar with the way that this feels

Open up your mouth and swallow us whole

(2x)