Skit

(Holiday Season!)

Sosa motherfucker

Not Sammy Sosa, Chief Keef Sosa

Sammy Sosa is white, Chief Keef is black

That's my nigga

Shoutout to his pretty little daughter

I'm glad that girl don't look like this nigga

Chief Keef gettin' more bitches than me, and I'm hatin' on this nigga right now

Fuck Chief Keef, I'ma fuck all your bitches and get them pregnant and then I'll change my name, so you never find me again. I'll get surgery

I'll be lightskin with good hair motherfuckers

Shout out to 2 Chainz, he got robbed, now he only got one chain

Shout out to the nigga Drake. My bottom to the top, nigga

You grew up in a suburb, with a swimming pool and a housekeeper. From the top to the top motherfucker

I grew up from the bottom to the top, I grew up with dashiki with my grandfather

I wore the same shoes from kindergarden to highschool. When the shit got too tight, my father cut out the front and made that shit sandals. That's from the bottom to the top

Shout out to that fat nigga Rick Ross, talkin bout "These Niggas Can't Hold Me Back"

No, they can't hold you back, you' 400 pounds motherfucker

I know what you said, I put a molly in her drink. She didn't even know it

I put a diet pill in your drink and you didn't even know it, motherfucker