Take Me To The Rodeo

Well my car broke down it's in the ditch wish I was the son of someone rich

I'd throw hundred dollar bills out on the road and I'd catch me a ride to the rodeo

There's a mule deer layin' by the road ahead he ain't sleepin' he's damn sure dead

Venison fryin' in the blazin' sun hey I need a ride come on someone

Yeah my car broke down I ain't got no money stuck out on the road

Hey I need a ride now won't somebody take me to the rodeo

There's a buzzard circlin' up in the sky he's lookin' at me with them beady eyes

Well i don't know but I've got a hunch he'd rather have me than that deer for lunch

Right now I wish I'd stayed in school but I had to be a rodeo cowboy fool

And I'll bet my daddy'd sure be proud if he could take a look at his son right now

Yeah my car broke down...

Here comes a blonde in a Cadillac she got the top rolled down and her hair tied back

But she don't look she don't even slow down she just keeps them wheels rollin' around

Yeah my car broke down...

I need a ride come on