America, I Love You

America your head is so big

America your belly is so big

I love you but I wish you'd stay where you live

In America the land of the free they say

Land of opportunity in a just and truthful way

Where the president is never black, female or gay

And until that day you've nothing to say to help me believe

In America you gave us the hamburger

America you know where you can shove your hamburger

Don't you wonder why in Estonia they say

Hey you, yes you, you pig, you fat pig

Steely blue eyes with no love in them scan the world

And a humorless smile with no warmth within greets the world

While I who have nothing to offer you no no no no

But this heart deep and true you say you don't need

See with your eyes, feel with your hands, please

Hear with your ears, know in your soul, please

For haven't you me with you now and I love you

America, I love you...