On The Page

Tell me something stupid

Auction off my diary

Life is getting esoteric

Let me in your movie

Each time I walk out the door

Someone mixes metaphor

Life is so much cleaner on the page

It's like the morning when I'm dreaming

And everything is so pristine

It's just a seven hour movie

And I'm in every scene

Let me in my TV

And get this tape to Tori

Got to have a subplot

When I sell them my life story

Maybe I should write it first

Do the living later

'Cause life is so much

Cleaner on the page

It's like the time I lost my body

And then I saw it on TV

Somehow it shed a whole dimension

It still looked like me

Hey, that looks like me

Each time I write lines for it

Someone improvises it

Life is so much cleaner on the page

Life is so much cleaner on the page