A Message To The B. A. N.

1991 Grilled Cgeese goes on it's way to different cities

Rocking for the kiddies

To do shows for rows, no foes, dough in escrow

All the money went to goddamned Joe

For cleaning the bus, we cussed, caps were bust

On us, Joe should have adjust to the goddamn musk

We were the Christmas and Joe Damn was merry

And kids had nothing but jokes just like Perry

Every night at the show was a good night

Hot Dog and Ev in the morning had a food fight

Chicken all over, rice, ham, beverage, pastrami

Yo it was comedy -- The B.A.N.

Back on the bust take the musk to the next city

And snoring by Frank Nitty

I'ma tell you I was about to be outtie

Lucky for me that homeboy Kirk Gowdy

Brought his tapes so flexed cause we were vexed

And seeked salvation in Derek X

So thank you thank you and alladat

Played the hell out of the Nubians -- the shit was fat

So now we're in Lafayette, Louisiana

Bought a three eighty from some little Dan Tana

Ripped the show got the dough and gained some fans

The grill dusty message to the B.A.N.

On the whole tour Rob was a fiend

He had the ugliest girl I've ever seen

He was with her the whole time after the show

He turned the light on -- me and Jojo said YOOOOOO!

What is that?

Rob you're bugging G damn her grill is wack

Your grill ain't alladat but you can do better

My man even had phone calls and sent her letters

In at the Denny's on the corner no one seen us

On Pokey's burger -- everything on it -- even penis

But Kirk Pone went and told the man

1991 Grilled Cheese Tour -- a message to the B.A.N.