All Fur Coat & No Knickers

A wave for the cameras

All fur coat and no knickers

Jayne Mansfield she came down

To cheer up the town

Lord Bono and his pals

They were a bit too busy saving the world

Well you have to take your hat off to The Edge

Those were the days my friend

We took the Stretford End

Now it's a Theatre of Dreams™

It's all smiles and handshakes

There's not a function I can't make

If the photo opportunity knocks

So long you suckers

All fur coat and no knickers

Cos I just sold my funeral

To Hell–Oh Oh Oh

Those were the days my friend

We took the Stretford End

Now it's a Theatre of Dreams™.