Silly Love Songs

Hey diddle diddle, here's a brand new riddle

What's shallow and cheap with a hole in the middle?

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (Behave!)

All I want is the truth; just give me some truth (Behave!)

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (Behave!)

All I want is the truth; just give me some truth (Behave!)

Cue sound, cue lights, be a tiger, tell me lies

Give me sugar and spice and everything nice

It's a jack-of-noise going, no filth, no fury

Just a three-minute fruit for the juke box jury

'Cause when you sing about love it's always "heavens above!"

But you pretend you don't know about the push and shove

You sing your catchy little hook by the way that you look

Never they way that you soot, never the way that you fuck

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (Behave!)

All I want is the truth; just give me some truth (Behave!)

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (Behave!)

All I want is the truth; just give me some truth (Behave!)

Give 'em a close up on your tits, give 'em a quick one off the wrist

Mind your words and make it seem like you've never been kissed

Def kill on a disk, sex without the risk;

Tell it if you must only tell it like it is

All the joy, all the lust, the touching and trust

And winking and biting and rhythm and trust

Or the hurt, the desperation, the pain, frustration

When you just can't get no satisfaction

Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs

Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs

"I wouldn't forget that!"

"Well, I've had better!"