Honey Rider

Oh I'm sick of hearing you say

That you can't 'phone because he'll hear you calling

But don't you think the way

That you're treating us both is quite appalling?

Oh, sure, you nearly told him everything

But nearly doesn't mean a thing

I know you don't want to row

Oh but you think you're just so clever

Well, I'm waiting now

But I won't be waiting here forever

Oh, sure, you nearly told him everything

But nearly doesn't mean a thing

And you know full well I'm right

And if you won't say a word, I might

Because you've had thousands of chances

To tell him his romance is

Not exactly what he'd call true

I know the strain that you're under

But I've started to wonder

If one lover is sufficient for you

Oh, sure, you nearly told him everything

But nearly doesn't mean a thing

If you don't talk to him until I force you to, I will

Because you know full well I'm right

And if you won't say a word, I might

Because you've had thousands of chances

To tell him his romance is

Not exactly what he'd call true

I know the strain that you're under

But I've started to wonder

If one lover is sufficient for you