Crazy Country Hop

Way down in a country town one day

A little ole' country band began to play.

They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone;

When the leader said go them cats began to blow.

R: Ooh wee oh oh,

Ooh la la, let's rock and roll.

Now all the poeple gathered 'round

Just to dig that rockin' rollin' sound.

Suddenly the drummer rang a bell

And all them country cats began to yell.

R: Ooh wee oh oh...

Ole' MacDonald did a crazy bop

Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop,

But just before I cool it and cut out

Here's something all you cats can think about.

R: Ooh wee oh oh...

Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag,

She latched onto a dude who showed up stag.

He tried to run and then he tripped and fell;

She kissed him and we all could hear him yell.

R: Ooh wee oh oh...

Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town,

Brought him to the dance and laid him down.

Someone hollered skunk and you can bet

All them country cats is runnin' yet.

R: Ooh wee oh oh...