Don't Serve Beans

I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is

To see you out at the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser

And up next we have a fellow who we've all come to know in love

Bless him as he comes up and sings, Lord, a lovely holiday carol

Cledus T. Judd featuring Out Of Sync, take it away Cledus

Thank y'all so much for coming out

I appreciate it, I pardon me if I seem a little nervous

At least I'm here for a good cause

Amen, brother, I appreciate it

So if you would bear with me while I try to sing one for you

Glad you could all come tonight, appreciate you so much

And it comes from the heart and that's all that matters

That's all that matters, Amen, Amen

Sta, sta, here, there it is star of wonder star so bright

This one wish, I wish tonight, if I'm to live till morning's light

Please, don't serve beans on Christmas night

Cook up a steak or toss some greens

But don't bake those powerful beans

'Cause if I take one single bite

We won't have a silent night

And my poor dog will howl and bay

And pray that foul bouquet will go away

Though he will know from whence it came

I hope it's him my guests will blame

So don't serve beans, please don't serve beans

Cook up a steak or toss some greens

If I'm to live till morning's light

Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

Thank you, thank you so much

I appreciate it, thank you, thank you