I'm Not In Here For Love (just Yer Beer)

Parody of I'm Not In Here For Love by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP).

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooo

(sound of falling beer cans)

A-B-C-D

Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer

Sorry I fell down

But it's my thirteenth round

WHOO

Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters

And Royal Crown

And that Boone's Farm wine

Oh it gets me every time

Walk me towards the payphone

I gotta call her at home

I begged 'em pretty please

For a Bicardi Breeze

(Just one)

They just said "you're cut off"

And took away my car keys

You've done fell off the bar

Can't have you driving your car

With all the cops around this town

You wouldn't get too far

Uh...Is it too much to ask

Can you fill up my glass?

No I'm not in here for love

I may start to swilling

To drink up what you've got

No I don't care if you're his wife

Cause I'm not in here for love

So I'm beggin' you dear

Don't have me thrown out of here

I'm not in here for love just a beer...

Babe I can rock your world

That is if I don't hurl

Show you a thing or two

For a sympathy brew

Don't make a grown man whine

I'm in a bit of a bind

Oh the backwash of your Miller Light

Oh it tastes so fine

You see I don't care if you think I'm weird

No I'm not in here for love

Lady

I may start to swilling

To drink up all you got

I don't care if you're his wife

Cause I'm not looking for love

You see I skipped AA tonight

No I'm not looking for love

Just a beer

Oh...Ooh

Oh God...I gotta hurry

Aaah...where's the door...oh...

(door slam)