Lyrics Cledus T. Judd

Cledus T. Judd

Just Another Day In Parodies

Writers screamin', phones ringin'

My lawyer says that the mailman's bringin' me

A stack of cease and desist

Man, I'm getting' sick and tired of this

After my last album, my accountant

Said I owed about a hundred thousand

In legal bills, retainer fees

Wish everybody'd stop suin' me

'Cause all I did was take a hit song

Swear, I didn't know it

When I rewrote it

That I was doing anything wrong

Well, if Phil Vassar's mad at me

Well, it's just another day in parodies

Well, there's no song that's safe from me

Well, it make sure, we'll see but I won't get any royalties

Still I ask my label, pretty please

For just another day in parodies

I'm a big star, new cars

Never thought I'd take a joke this far

At the CMA's I sit beside

Garth Brooks and his ex-wife

But lately seems like

I catch hell for every song I write

Funny videos, I've done a few

Makin' people laugh is all I wanna do

But last might I had a bad dream

CMT banned me

GAC canned me

They won't play no more comedy

Well, lawsuits, legalese

It's just another day in parodies

But there's nothing else I can really sing

I'll take one of Faith's, two of Tim's

I always have good luck with them that's my very own recipe

For just another day in parodies

If Shania Twain's mad at me

It's just another day in parodies

But deep down she wants to be Cledus T.

Cha ching, cha ching, I wish the cash register would ring

I bet that Weird Al would agree

It's just another day in parodies

It's just another day in parodies

Ah, man, I'm not mad at you, Cledus

You look nice, nice hair, I like that