Short People

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason to live

Got no reason to live

They got little hands, little eyes

They walk around telling great big lies

They got little noses and tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people ‘round here

Short people are just the same as You and I

A fool such as I

All men are brothers until the day they die

It’s a wonderful world

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody to love

Got nobody to love

They got little baby legs, they stand so low

You got to pick’em up just to say hello

They got little cars that go beep beep beep

They got little voices goin’ peep peep peep

Well I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people ‘round here