Mid-Life Chrysler

You won't catch him paintin'

High dollar highlights in his hair

Or knockin' down walls in a mall

Lookin' for a hip shirt to wear

And he ain't in the market

For a jet black on black, look at that bed

Or lustin' over some young brown eyed

Bombshell brunette

But every once in a while

After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row

He'll back the tractor in the barn

Shut 'er down and say

"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out

She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be

Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

He's got buddies his age

In a phase tryin' to turn back time

They got lawyers and ladies lined up

To take a chunk of their back side

Meanwhile he and his bride

Of twenty five years goin' strong

Are busy steamin' up windows

Like a couple of kids doin' somethin' wrong

But every once in a while

After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row

He'll back the tractor in the barn

Shut 'er down and say

"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out

She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be

Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

Every once in a while

After four or five days cuttin' corn in a row

He'll back the tractor in the barn

Shut 'er down and say

"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes runnin' out

She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be

Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

Got a mid-life Chrysler

Got her right there beside him

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