My Truck

Man, you gotta be kidding me, son

You call that a truck

Y'all check this out right here

My truck, pregaming all day

Your truck, got a net for a tailgate

My truck, full o' girls with Daisy Dukes

Your truck, full o' whole bunch of dudes

My truck, Patron Silver and Corona

Your trucks, two liters of diet soda

My truck, is bigger than a building

Your truck, is like a toy for the children

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we'd truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads till whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, jacked up so high you can't see it

Your truck, look more like a Prius

My truck, is a gun-slinging mud clinger

Your truck, always getting the middle finger

My truck, bump Hank, Jamie and Toby

Your truck, got a cassette tape for Moby

My truck, is like the honey badger, 'nuff said

Your truck, is like Osama bin Laden dead

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we'd truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads till whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

My truck, is supercharged and got Fosgate

Your truck, has an enlarged prostate

My truck, goes "roar" like a lion

Your truck, is like a little baby crying

My truck, gets comp in Vegas

Your truck, gets minimum wages

My truck, is on its way to platinum

Your truck, is like, "What the hell just happened?"

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we'd truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads till whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom