Freaky

Alexander Downer:

Look at me, I'm Alexander D

Opposition Leader - now how'd that come to be?

No idea, I woke up and I was here

Lookin' like a superstar and feelin' queer.

Old money - and I'm a master of debate

Five minutes - and I might just meet my fate.

'Cos I'm too freaky

I'm a greasy-cheeked freak

A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week

'Cos I'm too freaky

Band:

Too freaky!

Downer:

Twisted to the bone

And I'm thinkin' that I'm sinkin' like a stone...

But it's a chance in a million

That led me to this place

It's destiny that you and me

Should square off face to face

Paul Keating:

That's lovely, Alexander, and may the best man win.

Downer:

Ah, fuck me, I've got Buckley's in the state I'm in - pull the pin!

Look at you, you don't know what to do

Never thought a man could be so Lib'ral through and through

Yes I know, they wanna drag me back below

But I've got the things that batter!

Band:

MATTER!

Downer:

Bugger - there I go!

Way looney - like Screamin' Lord Such

They're screw me - I'm just much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much too freaky!

I'm a greasy-cheeked freak

A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week

'Cos I'm too freaky

Band:

Too freaky!

Downer:

Utterly defiled

C'mon, Australia, let's get wild, wild, wild

I'm too freaky...