If you pick a nice White virgin
Will she be the best of the bunch
Cause after you laid her a few times
She'll want it ever so much
And when you try and show her another position
She'll think it's so obscene
But she'll soon find out how good it is
And she'll still feel pure and clean

And she'll end up driving you mad
She'll probably end up with your dad
She's a teenage slag

After she's had a good time she'll probably pass you by
And then all your mates and everybody in the street will have a try
Passing around all the pubs getting as many as she can
And when she's been 'round them all once she'll go back 'round again