Dodi did'er Doggy

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess

Queen of the people's hearts

Perfect, shy, innocent - worldwide she's adored

Home was the garden of England - in a world made of glass

A long time ago - as the story unfolds

The princess met her prince charming as tradition foretold

The nation celebrates, rejoicing happiness and love

Toast two becoming one - under the eyes of God above

By example they lead us - we royal believers

God save our gracious queen

A long line of in breeders - blue blood line succeeds us

Long live our noble queen

We know our position in the food chain division

God save our noble queen

Send her victorious, happy and glorious

God save the queen

You're having a laugh sneers class war Clive

Forced to live in a dive

Finding it hard to survive

There is no future and why

Better wed than dead - execute 'em instead

M.A.M. means movement against monarchy

An uprising unlead

Anarchist 'Arry, a mate of nihilistic Nick

Says 'the royals are parasites' and his sister insists

'They should be stripped of their wealth

Distribute it to poor - feeding the needy not the greedy

Time we evened the score'

Presenting the greatest police chase video

Exclusive, intrusive the all action show

The royals uncovered - exposing suspects

In the extermination of the people's princess

Never ending sea of flowers

Represents a nation grieving

People wallow in self-pity

Needing anything to believe in

A reality whitewash

Sentimental snivelling

Remembrance souvenirs

Who's making a killing?

A party in the palace - the privilege ball

To heal the broken spirits of those with fuck all

The golden jubilee - the royal subjects flock

Falling backwards to the future into wonderland lost

A million devout subjects proving popularity

Today becomes the future

With a place for monarchy

Happy ever after? Or can you hear the laughter?