Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee and we don't take our trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street

Cause we like living right and being free

We don't make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitching woo

And we don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

And we still wave Ol' Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

Cowboy boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

And football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie

In Muskogee Oklahoma US