Bad Boy

A bad little boy moved into the neighborhood

He don't do nothin' right, just sits around and looks so good

He don't wanna go to school to learn to read and write

He just sits around the house and listens to the records all night

Well, he puts those tacks on teacher's chair

Put some gum on lil' girl's hair

Now junior, behave yourself

He buys every rock 'n' roll book on the magazine stand

Every dime he gets, he is off to the jukebox man

He worries the teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop

From rockin? and a rollin? and a spinnin? and a hula-hoop

Well, his rock 'n' roll has gotta stop

Junior's head is hard to rock

Now junior, behave yourself, rock hard

I'm gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said

And get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head

You took the canary and fed it to the neighbor's cat

You gave the cocker spaniel a hot a-bath in laundromat

Well, his mama said he's gotta stop

Junior's head is hard to rock

Now junior, behave yourself