Superman's Song

1. Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man

He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm

Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle

But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent

He would not be caught sittin' around in no

Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing

R: Superman never made any money

For saving the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see

Another man like him

2. Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job

Even known he could have smashed through any bank

In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not

Folks said his family were all dead

Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself

To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going

R:

Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord

over all the apes

But he could hardly string together four words:

"I Tarzan, You Jane."

3. Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes

I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back

On man, join Tarzan in the forest

But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes

In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through

And nothing to do but go on home

R:

And sometimes I despair the world will never see

Another man like him