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Two Knights and Maidens

Once there were two knights and maidens

They'd walk together

Out in the gardens

In all kinds of weather

The knights always pestered the maidens

To love them together

Out in the gardens

And they could watch each other

The maidens had other plans for the two knights

They'd give them potions

And make them see dreams and lights

The knights took the potions gladly

They laughed at their visions

But outside the garden

Tigers smelled them together

The maidens had other plans for the two knights

They'd give them potions

And make them see dreams and lights

The knights only laughed at the tigers

They thought they were visions

Out in the garden

The maidens watched them together

Ah, but for the two knights

Ah, but for maidens

Who gave to them dreams and lights