A Great Retriever

A Great Retriever by Daan

I used to be a great retriever,

now I hardly catch

For all the things you threw at me

were metaphores to fetch

I used to run when I was told

my blood was never cold

I jumped some mighty fences and I

wore no plates but gold

I'm tired of chewing postman

I'm So tired pretending falls

I might not be the great retriever

Everybody calls

A stray dog with an attitude

will make no fronting page

I guess you little rope avengers will take it from my wage

Well I used to be a great retriever got back all your stuff

I sniffed a 1000 corpses before you could call my bluff

Never dog enough for love

All animals are equal so don't judge me by my balls

you took me for a great retriever answering all your calls

Well I used to be a great retriever crossed the muddy lake

I barked a million golden records in a single take

No doggy tear was fake enough

Oh bring me back my doggy bag the kinky leash you sold

Go knit my patchwork torn up rag I'll play that stupid role

I'll bark at trees Make friends these flees

A compound fur for all

You'll love me as a great retriever Waiting by the hall

I used to be a great retriever, now I hardly catch

For all the things you threw at me

were metaphores to fetch

Take me to the edge of dog