Exes

exes Ive got no access to my exes

Im sure by now theyve moved to texas

or took a one way trip to Naxos

exes Ive lost the battle of the sexes

like making love inside of taxis

they liked the sting but not the cactus

I know that exes reflect my youth

I know that exes are my male proof

I know theyre guilty of being the past

But youve killed the cupid

youre over them

exes Ive got no problem with my exes

they loved me driving in my Lexus

a roads as good as all its exits

exes so out of date like sending faxes

I was the tree they were the axes

they liked to pray but not the mantis

the cinycal collector of birds not bees

the problem detector got high on heels

the beauty protector with no degrees

for exes

which is good which is constructive

which is what a woman needs

dont go asking for forgiveness

go plead guilty all degrees

you were raised on definitions

with your dears obscuring deeds

your actions

exes you like m young but not the acne

you liked the team but not the referee

I wonder how it feels to ex me

so go ahead and ex me

try to forget just dont annex me

I thought I threw away the frisbee

Id say we try to stick to plan B

like a missile that aint guided

I was following my seed

like a horse that hasnt travelled

I took hay for upper purple weed

I got excommunicated

cause I couldnt play the creep

for exes

exes too young to check all their reflexes

No use explaining who T-Rex is

they are the source of all complexes

you know ... exes