Swedish Designer Drugs

I was shot in the back

By nilfisk addicted cowboys

By jealousy struck

Outnumbered by hard boiled luck

When I showed them the lights

Of my two forty five deep blue break

They all stood up and sang

'Bout swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree

And turning my jack into lumber

When the hitmen arrived

On a boat from the isle of song

I was shocked by the nude

Identical twins on my lap

A cross-eyed effect

Of swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

Depending on northern refineries

How deep is your fjord

How shallow thy watery eyes

How could I recupe

Surrounded by 95 dogma's

Like a rendeer I'm struck

By swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid

And driving electric wheelchairs

I'm cleaning the fish

With biodegradable pride

I was pulling the strings

While playing the fifteenth violin

In a director's cut

Of swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly

And winning all nobely prizes

I was probably drunk

By the probably best beer around

Like a viking in need

I got a medal for bad underacting

They all stood up and sang

About swedish designer drugs

Swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

How deep is your fjord

When I showed them the lights

They all stood up and sang

About swedish designer drugs driving

Electric wheelchairs.

I'm cleaning the fish

With biodegradable pride.

I was pulling the strings,

While playing the fifteenth violin,

In a director's cut of Swedish designer drugs.

I was hurting a fly, and winning all Nobely Prizes.

I was probably drunk by the probably best beer around

Like a Viking in need,

I got a medal for bad underacting.

They all stood up,

And sang about Swedish designer drugs.

Swedish designer drugs: it's hard to be strong.

How deep is your fjord?

When I showed them the lights,

They all stood up, and sang about Swedish designer drugs