Timothy

Look at me I'm ten feet tall

Jungle-Jim, hope I don't fall

Gather 'round for my playground show

They call me Time, my real name is Timothy

Your attention please but please not your sympathy

My dad's real cool

He discovered Mars

And my mom is a movie star

The kids at school don't let me play anything

But I don't care because I have everything

Any boy could ever need

A helicopter that takes me anywhere

A diamond horse, yeah my dad's a millionaire

Don't mind the holes in my knees

And my mom's a movie star

Bill Green grabs his lunch from the window sill

I left mine home, how 'bout a bite of your sandwich, Bill

A friend in need is a friend indeed

The teacher asks oh where are you parents Tim

It's been five months and I've seen no sign of them

My dad's not here

He flew back to Mars and my mom is a movie star

She's a movie star

She's a movie star

My dad's drunk in a bar

And my mom's crashed the car

She's a movie star