Beautiful Trees

I'm as cranky as a bitch

all I want to do is spit

There's nothing to eat after that feast

we're getting laid regular at least

and I don't want to hurt you

so stay out of my way today.

every 28 days women bleed

unless they get too much of your seed

but men gotta flush themselves out too

but it's always se**** when they do

you women, you just stick some pad inside

men gotta practically fall in fucking love.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

as I've been around the bush that's bad luck

I asked you in cause I wanna fuck

I asked you out cause I was hungry

but now I'm basically just tired

you don't have to leave.

you can stay here

after all, this is still a love song

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.