Ode To The Barracuda

Our story ends with a signature for something I'll never be.

But it didn't have to be this way.

Your uniform was no different from the rest but you

were cool, so here's a brand new song just for you.

It all began when I saw your face from the stage then

your blood was drawn upon my command.

The return:

When you say you want some more.

No problemo.

Everything is cool, but I just can't bring myself to

say "why don't you go f**k yourself."

The room is spinning as I'm down on the floor.

At least down here you won't bother me no more.

The words you speak are perfectly clear, so I guess

I'll have myself another beer.

Now you've got yourself a girlfriend.

Well...a dude who wears girl pants.

Nonetheless it's safe to say he's a dork.

Funny how you hate the ska yet it reminds me of you

everyday.

They say there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Alas this is true.

I've reeled in a few.

Baby minnows at the most so I throw them back in.

But what do you do when you catch the biggest fish of them all?

Now I could swim for years and never get tired.

But I assure you if I ever come across your boat one

more time, I'll steal the bait.

And leave you waiting.

The words you spoke were crystal clear, now I think

I'll go have another beer.