Java Junkie

It started when he was just a young boy

Coffee soon became his favorite toy

A cup in the morning began his day,

Soon he was drinking coffee all day

Java junkie - always has a cup of,

Java junkie - never gets enough of,

Java junkie - drinking coffee all day,

Java junkie - to the coffee god he prays.

He's an addict, and that's a fact,

But at least he's not smoking crack

But at least he's not smoking crack

He's an addict, and that's a fact,

But at least he's not smoking crack

But at least he's not smoking crack

You can be sure of that.

His parents feared his new found addiction

So they hid all the coffee away in the kitchen.

Nothing could stop him they knew it was true

He was totally hooked on the java brew.

Java junkie - always has a cup of,

Java junkie - never gets enough of,

Java junkie - drinking coffee all day,

Java junkie - to the coffee god he prays.

He's an addict, and that's a fact,

But at least he's not smoking crack

But at least he's not smoking crack.

He's an addict, and that's a fact,

But at least he's not smoking crack

But at least he's not smoking crack.