Wicked Will

Here's a story about Wicked Will

He bought himself a brand new automobile

He was hopin' he could get a feel

In the back seat with some girl

Here's a story about easy Sue

She didn't have nothin' better to do

She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar

So as the story goes

Wicked Will took off her clothes

She said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will

"I think you're a heck of a man

"But don't you ever wear my clothes again."