Amazing Royal Shaft

123 don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

Don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

And I know it's kinda hard to believe

The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

I hate this, I hate this

Never be the rock n' roll star you want

I hate this, I hate this

Don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

And I know it's kinda hard to believe

The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

I hate this, I hate this

Never be the rock n' roll star you want

I hate this

Fuck, I knew we didn't have anything serious or nothing

But when she walked around the back of that club that one cold night

I knew, I knew what she was up to

As I sat alone on that curb like the fool that I am

I could have fucking died

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Don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

Fuck it the pain won't last

Alot of beer will help it go by fast

Don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

And I know it's kinda hard to believe

The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

Don't laugh

Its not as funny as it sounds

My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

And I know it's kinda hard to believe

The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

Don't Laugh

Fuck Her