If I Were A Girl

If I were a girl even just for a day

Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.

Oh no dont tell me theyre real.

Yeah I think theyre real.

Something else is missing

Where the hecks my PEN15?!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?

No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.

No, no not like that I mean

When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.

I could seduce them.

Show them my nice behind.

Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG

Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.

I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.

If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.

Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I dont really know if I want to change back.

Because I like my new hair and the guys love my

FACE whatt?!

Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand

How it feels to be a girl.

God please change me back to a man!

If I were a girl.