Lyrics David Allan Coe

David Allan Coe

Vibrator Queen

Well she ordered it from a magazine

I guess for about ten bucks

And it came by special delivery

In a plain brown cardboard box

Well she opened it and inspected it

(Someone in the audience yell's "How long was it")

(David answered "Bout twelve inches long")

Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can

And turned that sum-a-bitch on

Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled

Collapsed into utter pleasures

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

Well she fell in love with what she had bought

A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought

But through her love she could not see,

What a terrible fate there was to be.

Well she found her answer to all of her dreams

In a battery operated sex machine

Man nor beast could take it's place

She was destined to die with a smile on her face

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

One day while she was in the bath

She decided poorly,

To do her thing in the water

She paid no mind to that caution sign

That old AC current got her

Now people say, for miles around

They can still hear that dildo a hummin

But 'at's when I realized she cant be dead

Hell! Her ass must still be cummin

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans