Whips And Things

We're gonna do this song for useless

Oh I was into whips and things she was into pain

And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names

Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane

And I was into whips and things she was into pain

Oh Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's bar

She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car

She was the first lady to let me go that far

Finger Fuckin' Sally down at Kelly's bar

And Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die

Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry

Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark

She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park

All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc

Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park

Yes, good ole Bloody Marys' on the rag again

Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin

Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark

Finger fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park

Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail

Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail

They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life

And Finger Fuckin' Sally

She became my wife

I was into whips and things she was into pain

And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names

Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane

I was into whips and things she was into pain