It's showtime

Lights, camera, action

There's a star upon your door

Have your machine call my machine

We'll do lunch on the cutting room floor

We're over budget

98 percent not there

And when the back door hits you

Where the good Lord split you

Tell us honey, who does your hair?

How does he do it? Why's he do it?

Oh yeah, yes, it's true

And the flavor of the month is you

Practice, practice, practice

Just to get to Carnegie

We'll need 10 percent and that's off the top

Gross, not net to me

Get it on

Honey, 'cause it's showtime!

Just play the song, oh

Baby, 'cause it's showtime!

Oh, oh, oh

Produce me daddy

Takin' 8 to the bar

Big, bigger, biggest

With the right lighting you'll go far

Here today, gone late today

And it's club dates in the sticks

And you're beautiful babe, don't never shave

No prob, we'll fix it in the mix

Just leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you're through

Oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy

Cut, and that's the take

I said quit complainin', where's my agent?

Don't you know how much I make?

Get it on, oh yeah

Baby, 'cause it's showtime! Wooh

Just play the song, oh, oh, oh, oh

Baby 'cause it's showtime!

Okay, okay, this is it

Here it is

Wooh

Oh yeah

Ooh wee

Once to the close and go

Leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you're through

Woah yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

And it's play it like they paid ya

And your photo goes on the car wash wall

But somehow ain't it worth it

When you hear that curtain call

It's Showtime!

Oh, baby 'cause it's showtime! Oh yeah

Just play the song

Baby, 'cause it's showtime! Ooh yeah

Let's get it on

'Cause it's showtime! Ooh yeah

Just play the song

People, 'cause it's showtime!

Wow

Hit it!