Alpinist

Two alpinists were climbing up to the top

They were halfway up when suddenly

They tripped and went down

One of them went down vertically

Onto his stretched legs his head stuck onto his backbone

The second one pushed his neck into his midbrain

They survived the fall but died on the way to the

hospital

In the place where they fell a monument

In the shape of a sled was erected

Because a year earlier a guy died there sledding

Two alpinists were climbing up to the top

They were halfway up when suddenly

They tripped and went down