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Have we got a telethon for you coming soon on MTV! A rockin' bankroll

extravaganza featuring all your vigilante rock stars! Sammy

Hagar:Sylvester Stallone:Clint Eastwood. It's so important we've even

exhumed the bodies of Lynyrd Skynyrd! This ain't no sissy concert to raise

food for the needy; this concerts whipped up the American way to raise

money for guns for the greedy! So stay tuned and dig in those heels

for:USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!

It's USA for South Africa 'cause those poor, sex-starved riot battalions

need more machine guns, more tear gas, more nerve gas, more electric

fences for those prison camps they call "homelands." And who's going to

give it to them? WE ARE! Every one of us! Everytime we go to the bank.

Everytime we buy food at Theftway. Or those fancy chrome wheels for your

hot car. It's USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!

Don't delay! Apartheid is a BIG business! What would these American ladies

do without those diamonds? You heard the White House:DON'T MISS IT! Have

you're rich parents' money ready, world hunger's gone forever once your

check's in the mail when MTV and the rock and racism connection bring you

live, from Sun City, USA FOR SOUTH AFRICA!