If You Knew Susie

If You Knew Susie

like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!

There's none so classy

as this fair lassie

Oh! Oh!

Holy Moses! What a chassis!

We went riding

she didn't balk

Back from Yonkers

I'm the one that had to walk!

If You Knew Susie

like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!

She wears long tresses

and nice tight dresses

Oh! Oh!

What a future she posesses.

Out in public

how she can yawn

in a parlor you would think

the war was on.

If You Knew Susie

like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!