The Money Song

If you got it you don't need it

If you need it you don't got it

You don't get it shame on you

Funny funny funny what money can do

Them that have it get more of it

Less they need it the more they love it

And it sticks to them like glue

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Ask the rich man he'll confess

Money can't buy happiness

Ask the poor man he don't doubt

But he'd rather be miserable with than without

If you spend it please be wiser

If you save it you're a miser

You don't want it you're cuckoo

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La money money mon...

Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing

I'm singing This is singing

Don't you like it No I don't like it you want to sing with me

Can I sing with you Sure you can

All right

If I do not need it badly

Folks will give it to you gladly

But I need it

Nuts to you

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If I am lucky and I make it

You'll be frightened But who can take it

The Internal Revenoooooooo

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Birds don't got it still they sing

Eating winds up on the wing

Ideal lives some folks affirm

So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman

It's a bad thing oh yes very

For the germs and sanitary

Will you have some Oh thank you

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...mumble jumble...

If I got it Who's got it I don't need it But I need it

If you need it And I need it You don't got it But I want it

You can't get it shame on you What can I do

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Them that have it Where'd they get it Get more of it Can they keep it

The less they need it Who don't need it The more they love it And how they love it

And it sticks to them like glue Boo hoo

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